gillianscully:

when your mom comes home and there’s a fork in the sink and you ain’t take that damn chicken out the freezer

(via familiar-facesx)

unfriendlyasiangirl:

your baby’s kicking you say? wow discipline your child

(via cuntinued)

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via cuntinued)

allteensrelate:

when your friend is lying but you know the truth 

(Source: allteenrelates, via yestossummerbreezes)